diqqity:

"its just baby fat" i tell myself until im 50

(Source: esexist)


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i’m not “cute” awkward.

i’m “what the hell is wrong with you” awkward.

(Source: cowsrwows)


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communistbakery:

I write sins not cosines or tangents

(Source: communistbakery)


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(Source: unclefather)

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awkwardvagina:

if i was famous id probably just ask my fans to buy me food when im hungry 

(Source: awkwardvagina)


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(Source: gnorcs)

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spermbanker:

missing people who treated you like garbage is very strange and dumb 


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hellyeahyums:

the-gingerdancer:

sextronautt:

how can lawyers argue without crying 

or swearing

if i went into a courtroom i’d be all

now you fucking listen here you little cumslut 

"he has been found guilty

"HA IN YOUR FUCKING FACES, BITCHES."


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nippled:

*throws flower petals at you* be my friend


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ivyblossom:

All other typos can go home. This one wins.

ivyblossom:

All other typos can go home. This one wins.

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teencry:

i remember song lyrics from my favorite songs 5 years ago but i don’t remember what i learned in school yesterday


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halogenic:

have you ever had a dream that was so vivid it stuck with you in the back of your mind for years?


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